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addictive-stigmata: so i did a thing

addictive-stigmata:

so i did a thing

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Give me a Anime/Manga & I’ll tell you…

xxvaniichanxx:

❤ Favorite Male:
❤ Favorite Female:
❤ Favorite Pairing:
❤ Least Favorite Character:
❤ who’s most like me:
❤ most attractive:
❤ three more characters that I like:

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I REALLY JUST HATE THE “BIG THREE” FANDOMS SO MUCH

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CAPTAIN TEEMO PLS.

spiceyoursillylife:

glhf-lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocPPg9R41c4

Note: This needs to be Teemo’s champion selection theme song. xD

this is too cute, I almost forgot I hate Teemo

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my brother has a bunch of friends over and they sound like a bunch of the stupidest people on the planet and im trapped in my room because i cant go down the hall without interacting with them

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Tag(s): #help #personal
LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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Talking to Non-Rat People about Rats
Parent of Child: My son/daughter/kids want a pet. Do hamsters bite?
Me: A little more occasionally than other pets, but mostly only when frightened or irritated.
Parent: Do gerbils bite?
Me: Not in my experience, but they're not the easiest to handle. They're more fun to observe, so if your kids want something to cuddle, we have other options.
Parent: Do guinea pigs bite?
Me: Only rarely. They're very shy, and small children may become bored of them before the guinea pig has completely warmed up to its new home.
Parent: What is a good pet for young kids that is friendly and doesn't bite?
Me: Rats have been domesticated over a hundred years--
Parent: [making a face]
Me: --and over the course of that century they've been bred not to bite even when frightened or hurt--
Parent: [freaking out]
Me: --they get close to 1lb fully grown so easy for even young children to handle without hurting--
Parent: [eyes rolling back in head; foaming at mouth]
Me: --and because they're social (hamsters are solitary) and cleverer than other rodent pets, they form very strong bonds with their owner--
Parent: [gasping for breath]
Me: --they give kisses--
Parent: [writhing on floor]
Me: --learn their name, and to do tricks--
Parent: [begins to have a seizure]
Me: --and can be litter box trained.
Parent: [pulls self together, hasn't heard a word I said] You want me to get a RAT?? That's disgusting!
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I’m getting really fucking tired of my “best friend”. I ask him to hangout almost every weekend, and every weekend he just says maybe. Then when the weekend finally comes he says he’s busy with “family stuff”, but is really just hanging out with his girlfriend everyday.

POSTED 6 days ago
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